Okay. It's time for me to define what love is all about.

Love is a chemical process in your brain. All emotions are chemical processes in your brain. And your brain is a physical organ. It means, everything it does, it does in a physical way.

Love is a chemical reaction in your brain. It's not elfin magic or pixie dust or others. So what? That doesn't make it any less wonderful. Yeah. Less mystical, no less wonderful. Spot on.

The trick is to distinguish it from all the other chemical processes that feel subjectively similar to love, like infatuation or MHC (Major Histocompatibility Complex) response. (O, MHC is a genetic system that allows large proteins in immune system cells to identify compatible or foreign proteins. It also allows the matching of potential organ or bone marrow donors with recipients). You can google it if you want to know more about MHC response (or other confusing words in this answer), cause it'll take about 6 sks (or more) for me to explain those words to you.

Now, back to the chemical processes that feel subjectively similar to love.

The technique that helps me understand my feelings and sort out the difference between love and all those various feel-Aline's is to ask myself, is this a desire for me to have the other person, or is this a desire for him to have what's best for himself?

If the thought of me not being with him and him being happy without me makes my inner self stamp my feet and say "Mine! Mine! I want him! He belongs to me! Mine!" then it's not love. Because love is not about ownership.

If the thought of him being happy, even without me, makes me think "Wow, that's awesome! I want him to be happy!" then that's how I know it's love.

Okay, I know right now I sounds like a theoretical bullshit. Hahah. But that's how I define love. Everyone has their right to define love by their own way, hasn't they?

Ps: all images credit to google.

ada 10 tipe mama kalo lagi chat:

1. mama yg super baik
anak: ma aku izin mau ke rumah temen ya :)
mama: mau pulang jam berapa syg?
mama: nanti pulang mau makan apa? nanti mama bikinin
mama: oiya sayang kamu ada uang ga? kalo gaada mama transferin ya sekarang
mama: yang baik yaaa sayangg, jangan ngerepotin temen kamu yaa
anak: makan di luar aja nanti
anak: iyaaa maa

2. mama yg overprotective
anak: ma aku izin mau ke rumah temen ya :)
mama: sama siapa aja?
mama: kapan?
mama: dimana?
mama: pulang jam berapa?
mama: naik apa ke sana?
mama: pulangnya naik apa?
mama: awas aja ya kalo ada cowo
anak: ma, nanya nya satu satu napa

3. mama yg gaul
anak: ma aku izin mau ke rumah temen ya :)
mama: yoi
mama: mau balik jam berapeee
mama: nanti mama nitip caramel frappucino starbucks yaa
mama: btw itu path sama periscope mama di accept dulu
mama: sama snapchat mama juga jangan lupa
anak: iya ma iya

4. mama yg gapeduli
anak: ma aku izin mau ke rumah temen ya :) (read)
anak: ma (read)
anak: mama (read)
anak: mama marah? (read)
anak: mah (read)
anak: mamah (read)
anak: mamaaaah (read)
anak: mah jawab mah (read)
anak: mah, mamah masi idup kan mah (waduh!)

5. mama yg cuek
anak: ma aku izin mau ke rumah temen ya :)
mama: y

6. mama yg fangirl (eh fanmom maksudnya)
anak: ma aku izin mau ke rumah temen ya :)
mama: yaampuunn
mama: sama siapaaa
mama: ada yg mirip zayn malik gaaa?
mama: atau niall horan gituu?
mama: kalo engga yg kaya liam payne?
anak: mah mah
anak: udh mah

7. mama yg islami
anak: ma aku izin mau ke rumah temen ya :)
mama: astaghfirullah
mama: dengan siapa nak?
anak: sama temen ma
mama: aduh nak
mama: mamah takut kamu berzinah
anak: engga mah
anak: astaghfirullah

8. mama yg suka brondong
anak: ma aku izin mau ke rumah temen ya :)
mama: sama siapa?
mama: temen kamu ada yg ganteng imut gitu ga?
mama: boleh dong mama nanti minta pinnya ;)
anak: astaghfirullah
anak: mah inget papah mah
anak: papah nanti gimana

9. mama yg sarcastic
anak: ma aku izin mau ke rumah temen ya :)
mama: yauda sana
mama: gausa balik
mama: tinggal aja di sono
anak: ampun maa

10. mama yg gaptek
anak: ma aku izin mau ke rumah temen ya :)
mama: igw (typo nulis 'iya')
mama: iya
mama: ina gmaq (typo lagi, gatau typo apaan)
mama: anaa (typo mulu)
mama: ini gmn cara hapusnya (berhasil ngetik)
mama: ini cara ngirimnya gmn (padahal dari tadi ke kirim semua)
mama: kok ini semua bisa ke kirim? (baru nyadar)
anak: (read)

Nemuin tipe mama yg lain? Jangan sungkan kasih tau aku yaaaaa.. ;)

Iklan eksis emang selalu bikin ketawa, apalagi iklan eksis yang baru baru ini keluar. Kurang lebih seperti ini iklannya......


Iritoloji nomor slimann epat.. (sembilan empat kalik ah wkwk)
Nunggu guru, selfie duluuu..
Ganteng dikit cekrek
Ganteng banyak cekrek, ganteng bangeeeet...
Cekrek cekrek upload
Manda mandi kembang, like this
Pulang sekolah, ngumpul sama temen, senyum bebek cekrek

Salam hormat cekrek, upload upload
Budi belagu like this, Bobi baper like this,
Menataap masa depaaaaan…

Okay sekian. Kutau ini agak samphiz (samphiz bgt sih sebenernya sel). Bye, enjoy your weekend. :p

Suhu tubuh merupakan keseimbangan antara produksi dan pengeluaran panas dari tubuh, yang diukur dalam unit panas yang disebut derajat. Suhu yang di maksud adalah “panas” atau “dingin” suatu substansi. Suhu tubuh adalah perbedaan antara jumlah panas yang diproduksi oleh proses tubuh dan jumlah panas yang hilang ke lingkungan luar.

Panas yang diproduksi – pengeluaran panas =  suhu tubuh

Meskipun dalam kondisi tubuh yang ekstrim dan aktivitas fisik, mekanisme kontrol suhu manusia tetap menjaga suhu inti atau suhu jaringan dalam relative konstans. Bagaimana pun suhu permukaan berfluktuasi bergantung pada aliran darah ke kulit dan jumlah panas yang hilang ke lingkungan luar. Karena fluktuasi suhu permukaan ini, suhu yang dpat diterima berkisar dari 36⁰C sampai 38⁰C.Fungsi jaringan dan sel tubuh paling baik dalam rentang suhu yang relative sempit.

Tempat pengukuran suhu (oral, rectal, aksila, membran timpani, esophagus, arteri pulmoner, atau bahkan kandung kemih ) merupakan salah satu faktor ang menentukan suhu tubuh klien dalam rentang sempit ini. Untuk dewasa awal yang sehat rata-rata suhu oral 37⁰C. Pada praktik klink, perawat mempelajari kisaran suhu dank lien individu. Tidak ada nilai suhu yang berlaku untuk semua orang.

Pengukuran suhu tubuh ditunjukan untuk memproleh suhu inti jaringan tubuh rata-rata ang representatif. Suhu normal rata-rata bervariasi bergantung lokasi pengukuran. Tempat pengukuran suhu inti merupakan indicator suhu tubuh yang lebih dapat diandalkan daripada tempat yang menunjukan suhu permukaan.

Baiklah, langsung saja download materi lengkap tentang pemeriksaan suhu tubuh dari dosen saya dengan meng-klik link di bawah ini:
http://downloads.ziddu.com/download/25128006/pemeriksaan_suhu.pdf.html


Terimakasih telah berkunjung :)

CINDERELLA

Orientation	Once upon a time, there wass a girl called cinderella. Cinderella is lived happily with her mother and her father until her mother died. Feel that cinderella needs a mother figure in her life, cinderella’s father  remarries to a woman who has two daughters of  her own.
Major complication	Unfortunately, cinderella’s father dies and she lived only with her stepmother and stepsisters. They were very bossy, she had to do all the housework.One day on invitation to the hall come to the family. The king invited for all the eligible ladies in the kingdom so as to find prince a wife. Her stepsisters didn’t let her go. Cinderella was sad. The stepsisters went to the hall without her.
Major resolution	Fortunately, the fairy godmother came and helped her to get to the hall with the wave of magic wand, helped prepared cinderella for the hall. The fairy does warn her that’s magic will end at the stroke of midnight, so she must leave the hall before than. At the hall, all people surprised when cinderella arrived. And then the prince invite cinderella to dance. He fell in love with her.
Minor complication	All of a sudden, the clock start to chime that is a midnight. Cinderella hastily runs away, dropped a glass slipper as she does so. Cinderella escapes, with nothing from the night left, except from the other glass slipper, wich had not changed back.
Minor resolution	Prince charming orders his love to be found by means of the odd shoe, and the grand duke is sent arround the land getting every girl in the land to try on the glass slipper to see if it fits. Eventually the grand duke reaches the residence of cinderella, but she is nowhere to be seen. The stepsisters frantically try to get the glass slipper to fit so as to wed into royalty, but compatible nothing that. The grand duke is about to leave cinderella finally appears. He orders the messenger to brought forth the glass slipper, yet the stepmother in a last minute attempt to prevent her stepdaughter from better things, causes the messenger to trip, those broken the fragile shoe into pieces. Yet the arrogant woman hadn’t betted on cinderella produced the other glass slipper, wich fit onto cinderella’s foot perfectly.
	Very soon, wedding bells ring, and cinderella married her prince, and they live happily ever after.

Orientation

a)      Character : Cinderella : beautifull,kind,and patient.

Cinderella’s father : kind,and very love his daughter.

Cinderella’s stepmother : greedy,lazy,arrogant,and cruel.

Cinderella’s stepsisters : lazy,greedy,arrogant and cruel.

Prince : handsome,never give up, and kind.

b)      Place :at the house, at the kingdom.

c)      Time :once upon a time, one day,and at middle night.

Complication

a)      Major complication : when cinderella’s father died, her stepmother and stepsisters were very bossy. She had to do all the housework. And when the king invited all the eligible ladies in the kingdom to find prince a wife. Cinderella being sad because of her stepsisters didn’t let her go.

b)      Minor complication : when cinderella dance with the prince in a long time, the clock is rang, chime that is midnight. Cinderella runs away to escape. But, she dropped one of her glass slipped. She escapes with nothing from the night left, except from the other glass slipper, wich wouldn’t get back to her.

Resolution

a)      Major resolution : the fairy godmother came to cinderella and help her to get to the party by her magic and helped cinderella to prepared for the party. So the fairy warns cinderella that the magic will end at the middle of the night. And when cinderella arrived to the party, all people surprised. Then the prince asked her to dance with him, so he fell in love to cinderella.

b)      Minor resolution : the prince command his duke for search for a girl in the land who fit with the glass slipper wich has left by cinderella in the party. Finally the grand duke reaches cinderella’s residence, but she is nowhere to be seen. When the stepsisters try the glass slipper to fit, but they foot not fit with the glass slipper.when the duke want to leave that house, Yet the stepmother in a last minute attempt to prevent her stepdaughter from better things, causes the messenger to trip, those broken the fragile shoe into pieces. And when cinderella try the glass slipper, it’s fit with her foot perfectly. Finally, the prince married with cinderella, and they lived happily ever after.

Coda

“We live in this world, we may not be arrogant person like cinderella’s mother and cinderella’s stepsisters. But we must be like cinderella, who has beautifull heart.”

Saved by stilts

The king wanted to test Abu Nawas’ smartness. So he invited Abu Nawas to the palace. “You want me, your Majesty?” greeted Abu Nawas. “Yes, you have fooled me three times and that’s too much. I want you to leave the country. Otherwise you will have to go to jail” said the king. “If that is what you want, I will do what you said” said Abu Nawas sadly. Then “Remember, from tomorrow you may not step on the ground of this country anymore” the king said seriously. Then Abu nawas left the king palace sadly.

The following morning the king ordered his two guards to go to Abu Nawas’ house. The guards were very surprised found Abu Nawas still in his house. He had not left the country yet. Instead leaving the country, Abu Nawas was swimming in small pool in front of his house. “Hey Abu Nawas, why haven’t you left this country yet? The king ordered you not to step on the ground of this country anymore, didn’t he?” said the guards. “Sure he did” answered Abu Nawas calmly. “But look at me! Do I step on the ground of this country? No, I do not step on the ground. I am swimming on the water” continued Abu Nawas.

The guards were not able to argue with Abu Nawas so they left Abu Nawas’ house and went back to the palace. The guards reported what they had seen to the king. The king was curious on Abu Nawas’ excuse not to leave the country. Therefore the king ordered his guard to call Abu Nawas to come to the palace.

Abu Nawas came to the palace on stilts. The king wondered and said “Abu, I will surely punish you because you haven’t done what I have said. You have not left this country”. The King continued “And now, look at you. You walk on stilts like a child. Are you crazy? The king pretended to be furious.

“I remember exactly what you said, Your Majesty” Abu Nawas answered calmly. “This morning I took a bath in the small pool in my house so that I had not to step on the ground. And since yesterday, I have been walking on this stilts. So you see, Your Majesty, I do not step on the ground of this country”. The king was not able to say anything.
(Adapted from S. Harianto’s Abu Nawas and King Aaron)

Generic Structure Analysis
Orientation: Introducing Abu Nawas and the King on the counteracts about leaving the country

Event 1: Abu Nawas was swimming on the pool

Event 2: Abu Nawas was walking on the stilts

Twister: Abu Nawas explained that swimming in the pool and walking on the stilts meant not stepping on the ground of the country

Terjemahan:

Diselamatkan oleh panggung

Raja ingin menguji kecerdasan Abu Nawas. Jadi dia mengundang Abu Nawas ke istana. "Kau ingin aku, Yang Mulia?" Disambut Abu Nawas. "Ya, Anda telah menipu saya tiga kali dan itu terlalu banyak. Aku ingin kau untuk meninggalkan negara itu. Jika tidak, Anda harus pergi ke penjara" kata raja. "Jika itu adalah apa yang Anda inginkan, saya akan melakukan apa yang Anda katakan" kata Abu Nawas sedih. Kemudian "Ingat, mulai besok Anda mungkin tidak menginjak tanah negara ini lagi" kata raja serius. Kemudian Abu Nawas meninggalkan istana raja sedih.

Keesokan harinya raja memerintahkan dua penjaga untuk pergi ke rumah Abu Nawas. Para penjaga sangat terkejut menemukan Abu Nawas masih dalam rumahnya. Dia belum meninggalkan negara itu. Bukannya meninggalkan negara itu, Abu Nawas malah berenang di kolam renang kecil di depan rumahnya. "Hei Abu Nawas, mengapa Anda belum juga meninggalkan negara ini? Raja memerintahkan Anda untuk tidak menginjak tanah negara ini lagi, bukan begitu?" Kata para penjaga. "Tentu" jawab Abu Nawas tenang. "Tapi lihat aku! Apakah saya menginjak tanah negara ini? Tidak, saya tidak menginjak tanah. Saya berenang di atas air "lanjut Abu Nawas.

Para penjaga tidak dapat berdebat dengan Abu Nawas sehingga mereka meninggalkan rumah Abu Nawas dan kembali ke istana. Para penjaga melaporkan apa yang mereka lihat kepada raja. Raja penasaran pada alasan Abu Nawas untuk tidak meninggalkan negara itu. Oleh karena itu raja memerintahkan pengawalnya untuk memanggil Abu Nawas untuk datang ke istana.

Abu Nawas datang ke panggung istana. Raja bertanya-tanya dan berkata "Abu, saya pasti akan menghukum Anda karena Anda tidak melakukan apa yang saya katakan. Anda tidak meninggalkan negara ini" Raja melanjutkan, "Dan sekarang, lihatlah dirimu. Anda berjalan di atas panggung seperti anak kecil. Apakah Anda gila? Raja pura-pura marah.

"Saya ingat persis apa yang Anda katakan, Yang Mulia" jawab Abu Nawas tenang. "Pagi ini saya mengambil mandi di kolam kecil di rumah saya sehingga aku tidak menginjak tanah. Dan sejak kemarin, saya telah berjalan di panggung ini. Jadi Anda lihat, Yang Mulia, saya tidak menginjak tanah negeri ini" Raja tidak bisa mengatakan apa-apa.

(Diadaptasi dari S. Harianto Abu Nawas dan Raja Harun)

Analisis struktur umum

Orientasi: Memperkenalkan Abu Nawas dan Raja saat Abu Nawas melawan untuk meninggalkan negara

Event 1: Abu Nawas sedang berenang di kolam renang

Event 2: Abu Nawas sedang berjalan di panggung

Twister: Abu Nawas menjelaskan bahwa berenang di kolam renang dan berjalan di panggung berarti tidak menginjak tanah negara